Happy Monday, my darlings,
Working hard and nearly at The End of SEAN.
Here’s the latest from the Ferranti Fam-lee . . .
Bronte is driving Nico’s Range Rover with Luca, Sophia and Emily in the back, and Tonio in the front. Luca, Sophia and Emily have been attending a birthday party, which means they’re checking out their party bags, all hyped up on sugar. And Tonio has had soccer practice, which means he’s a bit bruised and battered since he’s a fearless Ferranti.
*Emily and Sophia begin their own unique rendition of The Lonely Goatherd*
“Yodelaaaaaay-eeeeeeee, yodelaaaaaay-eeeeeee-eeeeeeee, yodelaaaaaaaaay-eeeeeeee,” shrieks Sophia with Emily right behind her.
All hot and bothered and tired, of girls, Luca squeezes his eyes shut and bangs the back of his head on the car seat. “Mamaaaaaaa, tell them to stop.”
“Okay, girls, no distractions while I’m driving please,” Bronte says. Out of the corner of her eye she spots Tonio making a horrible face. To be honest she can’t blame him, the singing is pretty horrible. “That’s enough now.”
*And silence once again reigns across the land*
“How come,” Emily begins in her soft little voice. Her fingers smooth the skirt of her pale pink party frock. “Boys can wear dresses? I’ve never seen a boy in a dress.”
Out the corner of her eye, Bronte sees Tonio’s eyes go wide. She clears her throat, guessing someone’s been talking to Emily about gender equality in schools, where boys were given permission to wear a dress if they so wished. “Well, yes they can,” she says. “Most boys don’t, but if they wanted to they could.”
Sophia’s watching the word go by. She shakes her head and pipes up, “I can’t imagine my papa in a dress.” She’s wearing her best party frock and it’s pink, too. “I mean papa’s got hairy legs, and muscles . . . and tentacles.”
*Oh. My. God. Bronte cannot imagine Nico in a dress either. And as for tentacles . . . Stifling a giggle, she drives the car through the winding country road. She spots Tonio biting down hard on his knuckles, his shoulders shaking with laughter*
“Boys have testicles,” Tonio correct Sophia.
Luca frowns. “So what have tentacles?”
“Octopus have tentacles,” Tonio says.
Little Emily shakes her head, her smooth brow creases. “I don’t think that’s right. My mummy says my daddy’s like an octopus. He’s all hands.”
Tonio turns to give a wide-eyed Bronte big eyes. Bronte clears her throat. “Remember Ursula in The Little Mermaid?” she asks, desperately trying to guide the conversation into safer waters. “She was part octopus.”
Sophia nods. “Uh huh. Ursula is half-witch. My auntie Rosie says Ursula’s bad to the bone.”
“My daddy says my mummy turns into a witch at the time of the month,” Emily pipes up.
Wide-eyed, Luca turns to Emily. “Is that the time of the full moon? My papa says mama goes nutso during a full moon. Witches fly over the moon at Halloween. Does your mummy have a broomstick?” he asks hopefully.
“Uh huh,” Emily says, shaking her head so hard her bright corkscrew curls dance. “My mummy says that she is not a witch and knows he really means she’s a bitch and he’s not fooling anybody and if my daddy keeps it up, she’s gonna nail his tentacles to the wall.”
*Oh. My. God. Bronte decides she needs to have an urgent chat with Emily’s mummy, Grace, and with Nico about his Big Mouth*
“Well,” Bronte says in a high cheery voice. “Another octopus is Pearl in Finding Nemo. I think Pearl is sooooooo cute.”
*When Emily beams and nods, Bronte heaves a relieved sigh that none of the kids could find a problem with Pearl. Until . . .*
Sophia turns to Emily. “The reason your mummy and my mama get cranky at the time of the full moon is because they are cursed. And because you and me are female, Emily, when we hit pubsinthecity we’re gonna be cursed too. My auntie Rosie says we are cursed because inside us we have eggs to make babies. When we don’t make a baby, once a month we have an egg and we have belly cramps and spots and horrible hair and we put the men in our life through merry hell.”
“Eww,” Luca says.
Sophia nods as Emily stares at her with big blue eyes. Sophia continues, “Auntie Rosie says men don’t know they are living.”
“God,” Tonio mutters, sliding down in his seat.
With a determined smile fixed on her face, Bronte steers the car into Emily’s driveway. She turns to the three children in the back seat and says, “And here we all are. Safe and well.”
*Minutes later, back at The Dower House, Nico Ferranti is waiting for his family, baby Eve tucked on his hip. And since the baby’s cutting teeth her little cheeks are apple red, and she’s wearing a white cotton bib. She’s gnawing heroically on a plastic ring filled with ice water*
“How was soccer practice?” Nico asks Tonio as the boy heaves his kit bag from the trunk.
Tonio turns to send him a slow smile. “I made the team.”
Nico and Tonio slap a high five. “Well done.”
Nico eyes the twins, notices Sophia giving him a head to toe appraisal of his bare feet, battered blue jeans and black thermal. “What?” he asks her.
She shakes her blonde head as she walks past him. “Papa, there’s no way you’d ever look good in a dress, it’s sooooo not your style. You’re Italian.”
A stunned Nico turns to a laughing Bronte to give her wide eyes. “Me? In a dress?”
Bronte stretches up on her tip toes to plant a kiss on his cheek. “It all began with tentacles and an Octopus….”
Writing final scenes for SEAN last night and I cried a river . . . and all y’all know that if I cry, you cry. I love this couple soooooo much, so many feels . . .
Before final edits, I’m placing SEAN on pre-order, the links are coming soon.
AND I have a huge surprise for you guys at the end of SEAN, with pre-orders for the surprise, too.
Stay tuned . . .
Happy Monday, love the family and antie Rosie.😄
Something tells me auntie Rosie’s gonna have a come to Jesus moment.
I really enjoy this! You should put it all together in a book. Just like chicken soup for the soul. It starts my week off with a laugh and a smile! Thank you so much.
Hi Josephine, you’re not the first person to mention the idea.
I read your weekly updates and I cry with laughter at what those kiddies say and the response from Bronte and Nico, you really need to put this into a book,. Absolutely brilliant reading.
You’re not the first person to mention a book of the sneak peeks. I thrilled you guys are enjoying reading them as much as I do writing them. 🙂
Just been doing a crossword and one of the answers was ‘tentacles’. Afraid I shall never see that word again without laughing! Keep ’em coming lovely lady. x
LOL! I know the feeling, Kathleen. 😉